"Hello Clarice"
~Hannibal Lector

"I've got your appendix..."
~Mike

"I've got your frontal lobe."
~Mom

"MY ASS!"
~Sarah

"I've got your rear lobe, your frontal lobe, both your tonsils, your appendix, your splein, AND YOUR LEFT CAJONE!"
~Me

"This computer is F*&$ed."
~Rachel

"Mini Me, take the 'laser' and blast the 'ort' off the 'plate'."
~Charlie's Dr. Evil line in "ortzilla"

"The reason we separate the boys from the girls is so we don't end up with more campers than what we started with."
~Bret

"KaKaKooKoo."
~Ryno

"ER HAS NO PLACE ON THIS BOAT!"
~Mike

"We've got George Bush for a President. What's he gonna do about it?"
~Russell

"STOP Bed Wetting."
~Eli's bumper sticker

"Haha, sweet."
~Dominic

"Let's just keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best."
~Chuddley Cannons motto (Quidditch Through The Ages)

"I put less maitnace into my skateboard and it treats me better than girls do."
~Dominic's philosophy

"Me, Mike, and Dominic are dating. We're just one big happy family."
~Jade

"I'll do it. But only if I get to wear the pink shoes."
~Pat

"SCARLETT PEED MY PANTS!!!"
~Brian

"Meow..."
~Bryan (Gary---from Sponge Bob. That's his name in Eng.---ask if you want to understand. Don't if you're already scared.)

MASH:
"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
~Trapper

"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son and dresses a lot like my wife."
~Col. Potter

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions"
~Hawkeye

"Klinger, it is my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you're pregnant."
~Henry

"It's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's, and fellow travelers. 'Course, without the likes of Americans like you, the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We don't really need Americans like you, we don't need anybody."
~Col. Flagg

"Boy, seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up."
~Klinger

"Radar your little friend and I just had another shower together. I think he's trying to have an affair with one of my corns."
~Henry

"One more chewing out, and my belly button will cave in."
~Henry

"What in the name of beelzibub?!"
~Col. Potter

"Pigeon Pellets!"
~Col. Potter

"What in the name of Marco BLESSED Polo is going on here??!!"
~Col. Potter

"Anyone who needs psyciatry is sick in the head."
~Frank

"Intelligance is something I try to avoid."
~Frank