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last update November 3, 2001

Cast:
Hawkeye... Alan Alda

BJ... Mike Farrell

Trapper... Wayne Rodgers

Klinger... Jaime Farr

Father Mulcahy... William Christopher

Col. Potter... Harry Morgan

Henry... McLean Stevenson

Frank (ferret-face)... Larry Linnville

Hotlips... Loretta Switt

Radar... Gary Burghoff

Charles... David Ogden Stiers

MASH is the 11-year-running sitcom about a group of army surgeons and nurses during the Korean War. It follows the lives of Capt. B.F. "Hawkeye" Pierce, a surgeon from the small town of Crabapple Cove, ME who is the biggest prankster of them all; Capt. John "Trapper" McIntyre, Hawkeye's comrade in tricks for the first few seasons. Later on, Trapper was sent home, and Capt. BJ Hunnicutt was sent in, and took his place as Hawkeye's "side-kick."; Maj. Margaret "Hotlips" Houlihan, a nurse who Hawkeye torments; Hotlips' ex-"boyfriend", Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Hawk and Trapper/BJ's roomie in THE SWAMP until he loses it (when Hotlips dumps him) and is replaced by Maj. Charles Winchester, a snobby, rich surgeon from Boston who thinks he's the best of the best; Lt. Col. Henry Blake, the 4077th's first Comanding Officer, who was sent home and was killed when his plane was shot down over the sea of Japan. Henry was replaced by Col. Sherman Potter, an older, but just as much fun surgeon. Also making a good storyline is Corpral Walter "Radar" O'Reilly, the company clerk, and Corpral Max Klinger, who wants to get out of the army on a section 8 (saying he's nuts). He crossdresses, pretends he's pregnant, and tells everyone he's in love with a goat. After Radar is sent home, he becomes the company clerk in his place. And last, but not least, Father (Lt.) Francis Mulcahy, the 4077th's chaplin, who must be going deaf from all the comandments breaking in THAT CAMP.

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MASH

Quotes:
"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
~Trapper

"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son and dresses a lot like my wife."
~Col. Potter

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions"
~Hawkeye

"Klinger, it is my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you're pregnant."
~Henry

"It's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's, and fellow travelers. 'Course, without the likes of Americans like you, the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We don't really need Americans like you, we don't need anybody."
~Col. Flagg

"Boy, seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up."
~Klinger

"Radar your little friend and I just had another shower together. I think he's trying to have an affair with one of my corns."
~Henry

"One more chewing out, and my belly button will cave in."
~Henry

"What in the name of beelzibub?!"
~Col. Potter

"Pigeon Pellets!"
~Col. Potter

"What in the name of Marco BLESSED Polo is going on here??!!"
~Col. Potter

"Intelligance is something I try to avoid."
~Frank

"What's this? You only joke around with guys with big feet and cheesey mustaches?"
~Hawkeye