You know you're a band geek when:

~You get mad when non-band geeks say "and this one time, and band camp..."

~You spend every free period, before/after school, and most of your lunch period in the music suite.

~You have a crush on any member of the band, because the fact that he plays turns you on

~You tell your teacher that you didn't get the answer right because you're a drummer.

~You're one of the few kids in school who doesn't associate band camp with flutes/sex (well...unless there was a library @ camp... er-- :-)

~You actually look forward to band practice

~ALL of your friends are in band. And I mean, ALL

~You actually answer to "Hey, Band Geek!"

~You name your drum sticks/bass drum (Chisom---)

~You think that being in band is a good way to meet hot guys/girls.

~You worship your section leader/drum major/band director

~The only "A" you get is in Band

~You parents had to steal your drumset so they could get some sleep.

~You actually look forward to Band practice

~You have fun in band practice

~Pep band is awesome---TEQUILLA!!!

Things I learned in Marching Band:

1.) FACT: No one knows for sure if it's Lindsay Scott, or Scott Lindsay (she's interchangable)

2.) FACT: The moon ALWAYS looks red through tinted windows, so make sure it really is, before freaking out that the Apocolypse is coming.

3.) RULE: The harder your head hurts, the louder Chisom will be singing the "Chisom Wants Donuts" song

4.) TIP: If you just drank 4 mt. dews, use that 20 minutes to find a bathroom instead of going bus banging

5.) Bus banging doesn't mean what it sounds like---RACHEL!!!

6.) FACT: Rick and Kyle are @$$ holes at the shows

7.) Never think that Chisom is kidding when he says he's going to hurl.

8.) Don't talk once you get past the orange fence

9.) Don't itch your nose when you're supposed to be at attention

10.) FACT: If you're looking to Chisom to find out where you're supposed to be, and he's looking at Tom, who really is the stupid Drummer, chances are, only Jason will end up where he's supposed to be

11.) The hotter it is outside, the longer Miss B makes you wear your uniforms.

12.) If you wish for long enough, Miss B will finally put the percussionists in the Pit so you don't have to march.

13.) It really DOESN'T matter if your hair is all messed up from the hats--everyone's is.